Rollie GR38892W Hands-Free Automatic Electric Vertical Nonstick Easy Quick Egg Cooker, PP, Non-Stick Coated Aluminum, Silicone, White

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It’s a dossier of culinary hate crimes (barbecue Pork Egg Master has two ingredients, “biscuit dough and three teaspoons of precooked pork”). Have lived with it for a while on the second (Lakeland replaced the first) but the food no longer rises when cooked, as you can imagine, because it gets stuck. In what seems like an attempt to kill the beauty and finesse of the might omelette, a company has launched a machine they say can cook a vertical omelette at the touch of a button.

Rollie Eggmaster | As Seen On TV Rollie Eggmaster | As Seen On TV

The box contains free wooden skewers, to defend yourself from your food, and a pipe cleaner to swab the device, although no holy water to soak it in. Just follow the ins ructions and a few minutes later you have a lovely light omelette type snack on a stick.It comes with a few wooden skewers and a sponge to clean out its insides once you sully them with some unfertilized chicken eggies. So we gave them a whole host of condiments and challenged them to make their egg roll the most delicious. I prepared myself mentally for death in case my apartment burned down while I watched an egg get shat out onto the floor. The instructions say that the eggs will rise, not that they will actually come all the way out of the Eggmaster.

Rollie Hands-Free Automatic Electric Vertical Nonstick Easy Rollie Hands-Free Automatic Electric Vertical Nonstick Easy

I sprayed some nonstick spray into it, cracked two eggs into it (which made a strange farting noise as they went down, which was encouraging), and waited until the eggs finished cooking. Fast food it isn't, but treat this gadget as a fun novelty item to entertain kids and friends and enjoy. It’s like a breakfast corn dog, where the hot dog part is a breakfast sausage, and the batter is made of pancake. Well, since the uncooked sausage didn’t work, I figured I should try a cooked product covered in pancake batter. Also, when the Eggmaster is on, it emits the smell of burning plastic, which is not something I normally look for in cooking equipment.

In fact, until a machine can make 'Omelette a’ la Pepin' – shown in the second video – we won’t even consider a purchase.