overheard at waitrose: poetry of the public

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But unfortunately for them, they live in permanent fear that their husbands will leave them for younger women.'

Overheard in #Sevenoaks Waitrose: "Sebastian, are we out of Antonio Federici pistachio gelato?" — Steve Shaw (@BishopsgateCopy) April 6, 2013 Overheard in Waitrose: "My child, you don't know what need means until you've need, need, needed a glass of Pimms on a summer's afternoon."Well you never know what’s happening in people’s lives, do you? She may not have a larder.” #coronavirus Highlights of the eavesdropped soundbites include a child asking if Lego has a 'silent T like Merlot' and posh shoppers laughing about how rich they are. verifyErrors }}{{ message }}{{ /verifyErrors }}{{

It follows in the footsteps of the 'Women Who Eat on Tubes' Facebook group which went viral this week. Mum: "Freddie, could you stop with the Spanish Inquisition! It's to keep the gravlax salmon from spoiling when we drive to the house in France tomorrow."In Waitrose in Putney. Just overheard someone say “no, darling, we don’t eat bread that comes in plastic bags”. — Sharon O'Dea (@sharonodea) November 19, 2017 The most popular post, which has more than 8,000 likes, said: "Daddy does lego have a silent 'T', like merlot?"

Mother's shouldn't work until their children are school age leave home and those that do are either career obsessed bitches or married a poor man..... They've just done an 'overheard in Waitrose' on Radio 2. One was a little boy asking "Daddy, does Lego have a silent T like Merlot?" Hahaha!— Ian Power (@IHPower) May 7, 2014 For years now, shoppers have been taking to social media to post about some of the funniest things they've heard in the shop's aisles.Overheard in Norwich Waitrose today. Mother to small child: "Jeremy, you can't run in here. THIS IS WAITROSE." Coventry's closest store is located in Kenilworth, and there's another further towards Birmingham in Solihull. overheard in waitrose islington 'the woman's voice on the self scan machines sound so impolite' - customer complaining to staff member— Huma Qureshi (@huma_qureshi_uk) July 3, 2012 quot;Yes I know it ruins everything Karen but they've run out of fresh cranberries. No there's none in the grocers either. Well what do you want me to do Karen, BLOODY GROW THEM?" #ChristmasEveEve— Dr Philip Lee (@drphiliplee1) December 23, 2018

Overheard in Waitrose. “I really don’t understand people who panic buy – she’s got toilet paper and bags of dried pasta piled high on her kitchen table!” Overheard in Waitrose this morning - “We’re not quite done, darling. I’m still on the hunt for chicory #Waitrose— Buskins (@BookshopMike) December 20, 2018

Overheard in Norwich Waitrose today. Mother to small child: "Jeremy, you can't run in here. THIS IS WAITROSE."— Tom Cox (@cox_tom) June 1, 2013 Well, if he has the audacity to speak to you in that way, you are well within your rights to report it to someone."