Worst Week Ever! Monday

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Paris confronts Romeo, and Romeo kills him. The servant goes to summon the watchmen. Romeo kills himself. Lines 200-203: Romeo says that "within this hour" a servant will deliver a rope ladder so that he can get into Juliet's room when night falls. There is a bit of confusion about the day in this scene. Both Lord Capulet and Juliet say that the wedding is tomorrow (Wednesday). Lady Capulet corrects them and says that it is on Thursday, but Lord Capulet continues to say "tomorrow" (lines 24, 35, 36, 37, 46). This might be intended to be a bit of comedy about Lord Capulet continually getting the day wrong in his rush to prepare the wedding, but Juliet makes the mistake too (line 35). When Angela decides she wants to rent the apartment upstairs from Sam and Mel to be closer once the baby comes, Mel tries to prove that she doesn't need her help.

Line 34: Romeo says, "Juliet, I will lie with thee tonight", which also indicates that the trip must take less than a day. He probably plans to leave early in the evening and expects to arrive very late at night.

DHARMA THE CHRISTMAS LLAMA

Line 130: Balthasar tells Friar Laurence that Romeo has been inside the tomb for "Full half an hour." Juliet is taking the drug a day early which means that the information in Friar Laurence's letter to Romeo is now wrong. Uh oh! Line 164: The Nurse says, "it grows very late." Friar Laurence says, "good night" twice (166 and 173). Juliet goes to Friar Laurence, and he suggests a plan that she take a drug that will make her look dead so that she can sneak away with Romeo. In the series premiere, Sam and Mel intend to reveal her pregnancy to her parents after a quiet dinner . However, when Sam misses the train after having a drunk girl throw up on him, the dinner starts becoming increasingly unlikely.

Line 25: Friar Laurence says, "Within this three hours will fair Juliet wake." If Juliet took the drug late Tuesday night, and it lasts for forty-two hours, it must now be early Thursday evening. No time of day is mentioned, but the scene begins with Romeo speaking about a dream that he had, so it might still be morning. When Sam tries to clear his mind from the experience of accidentally walking in on Angela at the gynecologist's office, he writes down his private thoughts - which accidentally wind up in the wrong hands. Lines 305-306: the Prince says, "A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for sorrow will not show his head."

EPIC FAIL TALES: SNOW MAN & THE SEVEN NINJAS

Line 17: Lord Capulet suggests that the wedding should be on Wednesday, but, in lines 19-21, he changes his mind: "Wednesday is too soon. O' Thursday let it be. O' Thursday, tell her, she shall be married to this noble Earl."