A Dyslexic Walks Into a Bra: A compendium of the best jokes, gags and one-liners

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My doctor wrote me a prescription for "dailysex"... But the wife had to break it to me that it was actually for "dyslexia". Not to be outdone, John Schnall came up with one. When I asked him how it was that we have yet to get any hate mail from dyslexics, he offered "maybe they're sending it to yahoo-at-thatderek-dot-com." How do you confuse a dyslexic archaeologist? Show them an ancient “codex” and tell them it’s a menu! Why did the dyslexic astronaut float in space for hours? Because he couldn’t find the “lunar” module!

He went out looking for an orgy, but ended up spending all night at a gyro stand. [All right, that's a very New York-centered joke for a town populated by take-out places where one can dine on greasy meat sandwiches of Greek origin called "gyros"]. I went to a dyslexic rave last night. Everyone was taking F’s and a a bloke in the corner was trying to inject a heron. Dave B. of Lansing, Michigan, sent in a joke specially suited for "Star Trek: The Next Generation" fans. Two doctors in practice in a small town clinic in Bluebell had to hire a new nurse when the one they had won the lottery and quit.I put on a lot of weight so I rang up weight watchers, I said ‘it’s an emergency can you send somebody round’, and they said ‘yes we can we’ve got loads of them’. Two doctors working in a small town clinic had to hire a new nurse after the one that previously worked there retired. They interviewed Nurse Nora and she gave a great interview so they decided to hire her. These jokes will have you doubled over with laughter, showcasing the wit and humor that can arise from the world of dyslexia. Why was the dyslexic person great at solving puzzles? Because they always saw things from a “different” angle! Short dyslexic puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dyslexic humour may include short dyslexia jokes also.

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.This next one really isn't a joke; just a slightly humorous story involving my chosen profession as a recording engineer for Talking Books for the blind.... While much of his time is spent performing in front of the camera, he admits nothing comes close to playing live. Short dyslexia puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dyslexia humour may include short dyslexic jokes also. Did ya hear about the dyslexic book sales man who tried selling a documentary titled "The Waste Land" by S. Toilet? Not quite a dyslexic joke. 'T'would work better as "Did you hear about the pirate who was hard of hearing?" But we'll let it slide since Richard offered us praise with the closing "Keep up the good work!"]