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Klein, M. (1975). Love guilt and reparation: And other works (1921–1924). New York, NY: The Free Press. Today's ESP Quandary: I've never been able to find a happy medium. All the one's I've ever met have an eerie, haunted look in their eyes.
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’ Short psychic puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The psychic humour may include short clairvoyant jokes also. What was said about the messy, angry man who was eating a can of Pringles? He’s got a chip on his shoulder. According to the fulsome (but patently false) effusions of the narrator, the two psychics involved ("Dr" Headding and Nita Lee) were so percipient that: A guy went to a fortune teller. The seer told him he would get dirt on his pants within the hour. It was just his dusty knee.
At the office barbecue, I grilled a medium rare steak for my boss, and he said, I like it well done! I said, Thanks. That means a lot. A lonely frog, desperate for some form of company called a Psychic Hotline to find out what his future holds. His psychic tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." - The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?" - "No" says the psychic, "in a biology class." The Star marvels at new beginnings and says how much she's looking forward to having the light working again.
Here is a list of funny medium size jokes and even better medium size puns that will make you laugh with friends. A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection… The judge asks her, “First offender?” She says, “No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!” A psychic goes into a store. The shop employee hands her a sweater in size large, and she says it's too big. The employee asks how she knows without trying it on. The psychic replies, I'm a medium. And why do all "real" psychics (ie the person making the claim to be a psychic) so love exposing "fake" psychics (ie every other psychic pretender on the planet)? It's like a parody of Life of Brian, with every psychic chorusing in unison "I'm the only real psychic". There's that other old psychic joke, of course, "it takes one to know one". Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes, because the Empire State Building can’t jump!
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