The Human Santapede

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Christmas is like a great sex worker: it facilitates a wide variety of preferences and experiences. If there’s a right foot to start a book on, that’s it right there, and that foot is shod in a golden platform shoe with real magic fish living inside the heels, encased and swimming in a semi-transparent sauce made of Velveeta and bourbon. The Human Centipede (First Sequence) is a 2009 Dutch independent body horror film written, directed and co-produced by Tom Six. The film concerns a deranged German surgeon who kidnaps three tourists and conjoins them surgically, mouth to anus, forming the eponymous "human centipede". It stars Dieter Laser as Josef Heiter, the creator of the centipede; and Ashley C. Williams, Ashlynn Yennie, and Akihiro Kitamura as Heiter's victims.

To start, the absolute BEST thing of this book is the cover. If the cover is your sort of thing, then the narrative inside is a short, and relatively fun read that you can polish off in a week or two. If the cover repels you, then the book inside will not be enjoyable and no reason to further read this review. But it’s a world some people were eager to visit. The film sold 55,000 DVD and Blu-ray copies during the first week they went on sale and hatched, in 2011, the even-more-brutal sequel, The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence, about a copycat anally-orally fixated psychopath. On May 22, Six will unleash The Human Centipede 3: The Final Sequence, which he’s hinted is the series’ final installment. This one’s about a penitentiary warden who has some out-of-the-box ideas about how to create a docile prison population — ideas that involve sewing mouths to butts. While promoting The Human Centipede, Six stated that he had started work on a sequel to First Sequence, titled The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence). Shooting on a similar budget to the first film, [91] Six stated the sequel would be a much more graphic, disturbing and even "shittier" film; First Sequence being " My Little Pony compared with part two." [92] Yennie stated at the May 2010 Weekend of Horrors that the sequel would contain "the blood and shit" [93] that viewers did not see in the first film. [93] The plot of Full Sequence involved a centipede made from twelve people, featured a largely British cast, and was given the tag-line "100% medically inaccurate". [94]UK Film release schedule, August 2010". Film Distributors Association. Film Distributors' Association Ltd . Retrieved 14 July 2010.

Jon Daly (28 October 2010). "Human Centipede Anonymous". Funny or Die. Funny or Die Inc . Retrieved 28 April 2011. I thought for sure he was dying. Something happened, his guts were all spilled out at the bottom of the stairs, and he wanted to spare me this vision of his death. I'd seen some Rated R movies that were a little...advanced for me at this point. My imagination was on fire, and not in a good way. Williams: When we finally got to the scenes when we had to be connected, you weren’t really thinking about the fact that you were naked. All you wanted to focus on was, “Oh my God, my mouth is stitched to somebody else’s ass, and I can’t move, and I have no idea what’s going on.”Tom Six: When I was writing the first one, I came up with the idea to make three films because I wanted to make a film version of a human centipede — something with three parts. But I didn’t know exactly what direction I would go. And then I was going to festivals and people were saying, “What if some maniac copies your idea?” I said, “Oh, that would be brilliant marketing.” I liked that idea so much. I thought, I’m gonna take a character that’s gonna copy the idea of the film, and what’s even scarier is that guy’s not a medical doctor but a medically unstable person. In the Land of Christmas, joy & laughter spread like wildfire & chlamydia. Mrs. Claus is a ex-stripper, and a bitch-faced whore, who (in my mind) looks like a filthy, filthy Jessica Rabbit. Elves are missing, and Rudolph is nowhere to be seen. Someone is out to ruin the holiday this year, and Finklefoot is going to find out who it is!