Daddy's Milk

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It’s happened again. I don’t know if it was a good or a bad thing…and at this point, I don’t care anymore. It’s starting to feel good for me. I can’t just summarize what He did…I have to give every gory detail about the occurrence. Call it venting. Call it therapy. I just need to let someone know so that it doesn’t devour my soul. Although my innocence has been taken from me, a part of me feels like I deserve it. But let me stop rambling on, and begin my story. Enjoy this short story of a sinfully delicious Erotic Tale by Layla Marie in this Sweltering Hot Story! From start to finish, this pleasurable sensual tale of love and lust will soak your panties starting right now! I brought some spoiled milk to my first economics class. I heard we’d be learning about gross domestic products, and I thought bringing an example would give me extra credit. He fingers me, rubbing my clit, turning me into a squirming little mess. I’m glad to have found such a wonderful, lewd partner so early in my life. I’d never expected said partner to be my father, but who cares? Nobody else knows. I’d also never expected to have children so early on, but that’s great, too. I’ll get to see them grow up, but still be fairly young myself! I’ll be able to keep up with them for ages, too. Maybe they’ll want an older guy to breed them, too… I can’t imagine being a grandma!

OH GOD DADDY!" I moan loudly and then the knot in my stomach goes away and I feel an amazing rush of pleasure. Daddy lifts his head and removes his fingers. Studies show cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder.

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My friend said she didn’t understand my milk puns. I told her it’s all white, it’s a bit inside joke. Still, he did the right thing: He asked if I had a photo of M., and when I pulled one from my wallet, he used the word adorable.

Did you hear about the CEO that got fired at the dairy farm? He was skimming a little bit off the top.I make sure to greet him this way every day, if I can. If my tummy’s flat, I lay on it, facing forward, my panties and skirt around my ankles. He always tell me my pussy is wonderful, but I know it’s changed. Daddy’s just too nice to tell me. It's always after the fact when I realize I should be wearing a soft muzzle. The lawyer's enthusiasm was a sure giveaway that I'd said too much. I didn't know if I should crawl under the table or give him a high-five. Was I flattered or freaked out? Or a little of both? You’ve probably learned more about milk than you ever thought possible, but let’s be honest, the real takeaway here is the humor. I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

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