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Susie Dent's Larpers and Shroomers: The Language Report, published by the Oxford University Press, designated it as the "word of the year" [29] in 2004.

Chavette" is a related term referring to female chavs, and the adjectives "chavvy", "chavvish", and "chavtastic" are used to describe things associated with chavs, such as fashion, slang, etc.

In Ontario (particularly in Toronto), the term is " hoodman", an equivalent of the term "roadman" used in England. Most Chav words are mercifully brief, and sentences tend to be punctuated with 'innit' or some sort of expletive.

And not by some ageing arse-wank journalists trying to revive their long dead and fetid period of being young and cool. Warning: This is a Gay Male Erotic short story, unsuitable for under eighteens, contains very graphic sex scenes between two men. nowadays if i drove a corsa the last thing i would want to do is put a noisy exhaust on to draw attention to myself.Only chavs can truly understand the language - the rest of us can only guess at the witty repartie and intellectual gems of conversation that may pass between them. I have a hug trainer fetish and loads of trainers, but could never wear them unless I was in joggers, which i cant always do.

A BBC TV documentary suggested that chav culture is an evolution of previous working-class youth subcultures associated with particular commercial clothing styles, such as mods, skinheads, and casuals. In the British television series Misfits, the character of Kelly Bailey is presented as a stereotypical chav.walk with shoulders swinging, obssessed with brand names, play shitty whiny music very piss takingly loudly on buses, hang around Mcdonalds for a meal, talk like twats, look like twats, use cheap deodrant and tell mates "its prada i swear, blud! In 2005 the fashion house Burberry, whilst deriding chavs, claimed that the widespread fashion in the UK of chavs wearing its branded style (Burberry check) was due to the widespread availability of cheaper counterfeit versions.

In his 2011 book, Chavs: The Demonization of the Working Class, Owen Jones argued that the word is an attack on the poor. It displays a distinctive livery with which it attempts to attract the female ('chavette') - most commonly, the Burberry-effect baseball cap (placed at a jaunty angle, sometimes partially covering the face - this is known in some cultures as 'snidey'); the 'sports' clothing (this is somewhat confusing as the chav is not renowned for its athletic abilities) and countless items of 'bling' (Chav patois meaning jewellery or other adornments).Maybe an anomamous letter to him detailing what you are doing and your thoughts may also help calm him down. Ring the rozzers, or wait for him to wrap himself 'round a tree, hopefully without taking anyone else out? But if the 4 year old defended himself, The chavs would scatter, Some jumping into nearby bushes, Gardens, Dog Houses, Sewers and Push Chairs of the chavettes)) This is, Of course if they don't have a getaway chaviot nearby. Note their ornate 'love bites': tribal cicatrices around the neck, usually perpetrated by a near-toothless male known as Kev, Daz, Gaz, Baz, Tez or some other monosyllabic name.